Papua New Guinea hell

This joke shows the lighter side of a country with an absolutely useless public service service which is a liability to the whole of Papua New Guinea. We have constant power black outs, water problems, etc, etc, etc, while the public servants and their politician masters continue to turn a blind eye

 

A man dies and goes to hell.

There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He goes to the Australian hell and asks:” What do they do here?"

He is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Aussie devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.

He checks out the New Zealand hell as well as the USA hell and many more.

 He discovers that they are all similar to the Aussie hell.

Then he comes to the Papua New Guinean hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.

 Amazed, he asks: "What do they do here?"

He is told:” First they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The PNG devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man asks: “But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so many people waiting to get in?"

He is told: "Because most of the time there is never any electricity because of frequent blackouts, so the electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for but were never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the PNG devil used to be a public servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for private business!!"

FOR ONCE, IT PAYS TO BE A PAPUA NEW GUINEAN!