Kaikai lait (A Papua New Guinea joke)

           

Three little boys were discussing their fathers' profession.The first boy's father was a Telikom employee so he said, "Daddy blong mi tok na ol man save ring long telephone na yusim email, nogat bai nogat ya!"

Then the second boy, whose was a PNG Power employee said,"Daddy blong mi tok na ol man gat power long lukim TV, harim music na yusim washing machine. Nogat bai nogat ya!"

The third boy, whose father was unemployed sat quietly and thought.

The two others began teasing. "Ooosssh! Yu tok ya. Daddy blong yu save mekim wanem!"

He suddenly smiled and said, "Daddy blong mi save kaikai lait!"

The other twos argued and said, “Hey, yu longlong o!! Nogat man save kaikai lait!"

But he insisted and said," Honest, mi no giaman. Daddy blong mi save kaikai light ya! Aste mi silip na mi harim daddy tokim mummy: Putim off lait na mi kaikai pastaim."