Kanage bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his phone book & said, 'My mobile no. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
Kanage: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying?
Kanage: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
Kanage: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
Dr: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Kanage: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
Kanage: If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Kanage: No, I'll also stay with your sister.
Kanage complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Kanage: 'I was watching TV news...'
Kanage comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'
How do you recognize Kanage in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Once Kanage was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecaster announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
Kanage was at a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
Kanage: Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Kanage - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
Teacher: ‘I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Kanage: The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
Kanage told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Kanage: 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
A man asked Kanage why Sir Michael Somare goes walking in the evening and not in the morning.
Kanage replied, 'Sir Michael is PM not AM'.