Thursday, February 05, 2009

NZAID - Helping Papua New Guinea realise its potential

Papua New Guinea is a country of great cultural diversity and breathtaking natural beauty. However, it country faces serious health problems, including increasing rates of HIV and AIDS. Education and employment opportunities are limited for many people, and law and order is an ongoing problem. Despite these challenges, PNG is also a country with many opportunities, and New Zealand is committed to helping make the most of them.

New Zealand’s assistance

In July 2008 NZAID (New Zealand’s international aid and development agency) signed a joint strategy with the Government of PNG. The goal of the strategy is “To contribute to a just society, free of poverty, through equitable and sustainable social and economic development of PNG and all its people”. The strategy will guide NZAID's programme in PNG, and focuses on improved social services in education and health, and improved livelihood opportunities for rural people.   Between July 2007 and June 2010, NZAID aims to contribute NZD74.5million (106.5 million Kina) to Papua New Guinea to help realise these aims.

The NZAID programme in PNG is not about one-off projects but about using existing knowledge and encouraging the long-term development of the people of PNG. NZAID works with local organisations and government departments, and recognises that training and informing people is often an effective way to make changes in communities.

HOW HAS NEW ZEALAND HELPED?   SOME HIGHLIGHTS

 

Health

 East Sepik - 400 villages now have access to basic healthcare (estimate 8-12,000 people) in East Sepik

 Bougainville - 300 more villages linked to health services in last three years

 Bougainville – 4,500 eye patients seen, and been provided with 2,400 pairs of glasses in last three years

 

Rural Livelihoods

 Bougainville - 2,500 people trained in business skills and how to start their own enterprises

Business training school established for 160 students a year

 

Huon Gulf - 14 Cocoa co-operatives set up, helping farmers get their produce to market

 

1,200 farmers trained on how to produce better quality produce and to add value to it in the cocoa and fish farming sectors.

 

Launched a new programme with the Fresh Produce Development Agency in 2007 to help FPDA better meet the needs of farmers nationwide.

 

Peacebuilding

Bougainville - 300 community police officers trained by a resident NZ Police team.  Dealt with 4500 criminal incidents

 Kup District – work on voter education and community groups working with candidates contributed to a violence-free national election in that district in 2007.  The work of the Kup women was later recognised with an international peace award.  NZAID supported similar work by 50 groups nationwide in what was regarded as the most peaceful election in decades.

 

In Bougainville 28 domestic violence officers trained, counselling 850 people in just 6 months.

 

Education is the future

 

Since 2002, New Zealand has provided over NZD19 million for education in Papua New Guinea. New Zealand supports a wide range of activities that reflect the diverse training needs of Papua New Guineans.    This includes almost 1800 scholarships for study at New Zealand universities and at the PNG universities of Goroka, Vudal, Unitech and the Timber and Forestry Training College.   New Zealand alumni have gone on to make many solid contributions to PNG’s socio-economic development including as Members of Parliament and Cabinet Ministers, senior officials, businesspeople and NGO managers, successful academics and journalists.

Since 1996, New Zealand has supported the production of indigenous school journals in Pacific Island countries.  The PNG School Journals are the most well known.  They are completely written and illustrated by Papua New Guineans.  These colourful books provide enjoyable reading, positive role models and a strong sense of national and cultural identity. Over 400,000 journals have been distributed to 7,000 Elementary and Primary Schools nationwide since October 2007.   

NZAID recognises that other organisations are better placed to provide services or support the development of communities.   NZAID is working with the UK Volunteer Service Organisation to help implement PNG’s making a living curriculum in Chimbu and Madang.  The programme assists secondary schools to tailor their curriculum to help the bulk of graduates who will not get formal employment become economically productive once back in their villages.   Another such group is HOPE Worldwide (PNG).  It has more than 70 staff within PNG providing health, educational and other social services to the underprivileged or disadvantaged groups.  NZAID has supported HOPE’s School library programme since 2004 to offer:

·                      A Mobile Library Service in Port Moresby with 12,000 books in stock. Each week the colourfully painted custom-fitted bus offers over 2000 books to schools that don’t have libraries. 

·                      An outreach programme that helps schools set up libraries. Since 2001, HOPE has distributed well over 1 million books to 2000 schools nationwide. 

·                      Provincial workshops for teachers on how manage school libraries.

·                      Computers to schools improve children’s IT skills.

From time to time NZAID helps schools that have raised funds for building projects but can’t cover the full costs.  This is done through NZAID’s Small Project Fund or the Head of Mission Fund.   They include:

School

Project

NZ funds

Asitavi High School

Kitchen Facility Upgrade

154,324

Bereina Diocese, Goilala District

Training local teachers

  70,000

Carr Memorial School, NCD

Classroom construction

100,000

Holy Spirit High School, Madang

School Water Supply

122,048

Mainohana High School, Central

Infirmary and school water supply

475,680

Tapini High School, Central

Staff housing, Girls Dormitory and Telecommunications upgrade

318,035

Hagara School, NCD

School desks

30,700

Abau Island School, Central

Classroom construction

19,340

Marunga/Kavudemki schools, ENB

School water supply

15,180

Koki Primary School, NCD

School desks

19,470

 

 

New Zealand volunteers - helping Papua New Guinea for 39 years

Caption: NZAID official in the field, Bougainville.  Photo courtesy Caroline Newsom

Volunteer Service Abroad (VSA), New Zealand’s international volunteering for development agency, has been sending volunteers to Papua New Guinea since 1970.

 In 1998, VSA set up a field office in Arawa to co-ordinate the programme in Bougainville, with the programme for the rest of PNG being co-ordinated from Wellington, New Zealand.

Up until 2005, PNG-based VSA volunteers worked with NGOs and government agencies in Bougainville and the mainland provinces only.

 In 2005, the first volunteer took up an assignment with the East New Britain Province’s secondary education office and since then VSA, in response to the development needs of the Island provinces, has shifted its focus and placed a number of volunteers in the New Britain provinces.

VSA recognised that to strengthen its relationship with the New Guinea Island provincial governments and communities and to assist them with their development objectives, plans and projects, that VSA needed to move closer and become part of the local community, as VSA has already done successfully in Arawa, Bougainville. 

 In December 2008, Camille Kirtlan, VSA’s programme officer for PNG, moved to Kokopo, East New Britain and is setting up the new VSA field office there. 

Currently, VSA has 11 volunteers working in Bougainville, seven in East New Britain and two in West New Britain – not to mention a number of their partners who make significant contributions of their own to local communities.

 Later in 2009, VSA plans also to work with the New Ireland provincial government and communities, to extend its relationship with the New Guinea Island provinces, and work alongside the New Guinea Island people, assisting them in their development.     

 

 

New Zealand receives first Papua New Guinea fresh produce export

Papua New Guinea has successfully completed a trial export of ginger to New Zealand, the first time PNG fresh produce has been exported there for commercial distribution.

Many other Pacific countries already export significant quantities of tropical fresh produce to New Zealand, and PNG coffee and spices can be found there, but to date PNG fresh produce has been missing from shop shelves. 

Under the 2008 trial, coordinated by a committee of PNG government departments established to explore fresh produce export options in cooperation with the Pacific Islands Trade and Investment Commission office in Auckland and the New Zealand High Commission in Port Moresby, the PNG ginger sent to Auckland complied fully with New Zealand’s relevant import health standards and was distributed on to interested importers.  

Both sides agreed that there is scope for PNG fresh produce to be marketed commercially in New Zealand, especially in Auckland given its large Pacific population. 

The key now is to fully explore the commercial viability of exports to New Zealand, including other crops in addition to ginger, and to strengthen the capacity of PNG growers and exporters to ensure continuity of supply and quality, and correct treatment, packaging and handling of produce. 

In the meantime, New Zealand consumers will continue to wait for their “taste of PNG”.

 

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Banker + gangster = bankster

 

A POINT OF VIEW

It seems timely to resurrect this Americanism from the 1930s - one of many evocative words the United States has contributed to the English language, says Harold Evans.

Americans are pretty good at adding words to the English language. We owe them pin-up girls, highbrows, killjoys, stooges, hobos, drop-outs, shills, bobby-soxers, hijackers, do-gooders and hitchhikers who thumb a ride.

The Americanisms are so much more concise and vivid. Instead of saying "sorry we're late but drivers ahead of us slowed us down when they craned their necks to look at a crash" you can say "we were held up by rubberneckers".

Words pop in and out of our language as social conditions change. The American gangster, which is still with us, has been around as a noun and a reality since 1896 according to my Shorter Oxford, but it seems to have dropped another Americanism from the 1930s and I think now is the time to revive it.

The word is bankster, derived by a marriage of banker and gangster.

It was coined, as far as I can deduce, by an American immigrant, a fiery Sicilian-born lawyer by the name of Ferdinand Pecora. He was the chief counsel to the US Senate Committee on Banking set up in the early 30s to probe the origins of the Crash of 1929.

He exposed quite a lot of the Wall Street practices that Harvard's Professor William Z Ripley had condemned in 1928. The believable Ripley called them - get ready for these Americanisms - "prestidigitation, double-shuffling, honey-fugling, hornswoggling and skullduggery".

The professor had vainly tried to warn President Calvin Coolidge that Wall Street was full of gas and was bound to blow up. To great discomfort all round, Pecora identified Coolidge himself, by then out of office, as one of those who'd been in on the honey-fugling.

The great banking house of JP Morgan had the president on a "preferred list" by which the bank's influential friends were given a chance to buy stock at half price. Shall we say, they made out like bandits?

Today the term bankster perfectly fits Bernard Madoff, whose crooked Ponzi scheme lost $50 billion of what the trade calls OPM - other people's money - invested with him.

Costly rug

But the revelations come thick and fast. People are now struggling for words to describe the latest example of Wall St's money madness. The fabled investment bank Merrill Lynch, run by one John Thain, had so many big zeroes on its balance sheet it would have been liquidated in December but for a merger with the Bank of America.

That was actually a shotgun marriage - in the US vernacular - since the Bank of America was forced to take billions of government money when it learned later that Merrill Lynch was down another $15bn.

Then what? In the few days in December while he was still in charge, Mr Thain reportedly spent nearly $4bn on staff bonuses. That's peanuts on Wall St. In 2007 Mr Thain himself received $83m.

But a week ago, CNBC's Charles Gasparino, in a detailed scoop on the Daily Beast website revealed that during the time Mr Thain was busy cost-cutting, he spent $1.1m doing up his office - $86,000 for a rug, $35,000 for something called a commode on legs.

Readers bayed for blood, posting comments such as: "Oh how I wish this was Revolutionary France and we peasants could storm the offices."

The anger about the greed that got us into our mess is, in my view, wholly justified. And now we hear that 10 of the big banks that got $148bn from Uncle Sam so they could make loans to get things humming again have actually reduced their loan totals by $46bn.

Mr Thain now is history, having resigned, but the great Bank of America, the biggest in the US and maybe the world is now on the list of banks that may have to be nationalised - a word no red-blooded American ever thought would be uttered in the land of enterprise.

Have money, will lend

The piquancy of all this is that if the term banker is ever to be restored to its former prestige, the public and Wall St might reflect on one highly relevant example of a banker who was not a bankster.

It is the story of Amadeo Peter Giannini, a big man on the side of the little man. When the transcontinental railway started services to California after the line's completion in May 1869, he was among the very first passengers.

He was in the womb of his newlywed mother, 15-year-old Virginia. His father, having made money in the goldfields, had gone back to Italy for her. It is nice to think that as the young immigrants crossed the Rockies, their adventurous spirits somehow crossed the placental barrier.

Amadeo was born on 6 May, 1870. He grew up on a little farm, whose produce his mother and father sold in booming San Francisco. In 1877 when he was six, he saw his father gunned down. His mother moved to the city to buy wholesale from farmers and sell to shops.

Amadeo - or AP as he became known - grew into a tall, strong man, more than able to hold his own in the rough auctions for fruit and veg on the wharfs where traders met the farmers' boats. He helped to build a thriving business.

When he was 31 he sold his share, saying he had no interest in accumulating wealth. "No man owns a fortune," he said. "It owns him." It was the motto of his life.

He'd married and on the death of his father in law, was persuaded to take his vacant place on the board of a little bank in North Beach. He was appalled that they'd not lend money to poor immigrants. The rows in the board room reverberated over North Beach until AP walked out and started a little bank of his own to do that, the Bank of Italy.

From his work on the wharves, he'd become a shrewd judge of character, so he'd cheerfully lend money to pay doctor's bills for delivery of a baby if he judged the couple had integrity.

Phoenix from the rubble

On Wednesday 18 April, 1906, San Francisco was devastated by earthquake and fire. AP rushed to get all his gold and paper money out of danger, hid it under orange crates to conceal it from looters, and stood guard all night in his home.

It must have been a debilitating moment the next day to find his baby bank a mass of charred rubble. The bigger banks, who had vaults too hot to open, had no records and were not lending.

AP instead went down to a wharf close to the smouldering North Beach, flung a plank across two barrels, and with his baritone booming across the desolation, started lending some of his $80,000 to rebuild San Francisco.

He looked for steamship captains he knew, shoved money into their hands, saying "go north and get lumber". AP radiated so much confidence, making a big show of jiggling his little bag of gold, hundreds who'd been hoarding cash and gold banked it with him. North Beach was built faster than any other area.

By 1918 he'd established California's first state-wide banking system. A little local bank in the valley that would have closed in a run after a bad harvest could now keep open by borrowing from the city branch.

He set out to build a nationwide banking system so that distressed areas could be helped by ones that were prospering. Wall St hated him. He beat off their attempts to destroy him. In the Great Depression, he took every opportunity in the New Deal legislation to get California revived in time for the war and the boom that followed.

He did it by putting the community first, himself last. He set up low interest instalment credit plans which enabled thousands to avoid the loan sharks and buy cookers and refrigerators and autos, and he built a whole new electrical industry with his loans.

He financed the Golden Gate bridge, and the Disney movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

No man could do so much good without being maligned. It was said he wore the mask of populism to create a dangerous instrument of personal power and personal wealth.

The truth is that the man whose life was money had no interest in money. He refused to take increases in pay and spurned every bonus. He banned insider trading. Shortly after retiring in 1945, when he found himself in danger of becoming a millionaire, he set up a foundation and gave it half his personal fortune.

And the little bank for the ordinary man that he founded?

The Bank of America.

Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/magazine/7861397.stm
Published: 2009/01/30 17:11:35 GMT
© BBC MMIX

 

InterOil Safety milestone

InterOil has achieved a major safety milestone for its operations throughout Papua New Guinea.

Figures just released show that at the end of January 2009 the company had notched up a total of more than 6-million man hours without a lost time injury (LTI).

InterOil President Bill Jasper says such a result would be the envy of any major industrial company anywhere in the world.

“It is a tribute to all our employees, particularly those involved in our health and safety programs”.

The figures show InterOil’s Port Moresby Refinery has operated for more than 2,400,000 man hours without an LTI.

In fact, the Refinery has never had a major safety incident since being commissioned.

 The company’s Exploration Division has also operated for more than 2-million man hours without safety incident. 

InterOil Products Limited, the company’s distribution arm, also boasts a flawless safety record totaling more than 1-point-7 million continuous man hours.

“The equation for our entire operation in PNG is more than 6-point-1 million safe and productive man hours”, Mr. Jasper said.

 Despite the impressive record to date, Mr. Jasper said that the Company and its workforce were not resting on their laurels.

“It is the responsibility of everyone involved in our operation from our most senior manager to our newest employee”.

“Safety doesn’t just happen”, Mr. Jasper said.

“It only comes about when everyone involved takes the safety message seriously and acts accordingly”.

“We put safety first and consider the health and well being of our people as paramount”.

“When we first established ourselves here we made a series of commitments to the nation and people of Papua New Guinea”.

“The most important of those commitments is to our workers and our environment”, Mr. Jasper said.

For further information and to arrange media interviews please contact

Susuve Laumaea

Senior Manager Media Relations InterOil Corporation

Ph: 321 7040

Mobile: + (675) 684 5168

Email: susuve.laumaea@interoil.com  

 

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Get Your Greek On!

The Biggest Toga Party in Port Moresby

 

 This is a theme party where everyone has to come dressed in a Toga or something Greek-like.

 Gods and Goddesses K30 per person.

All slaves entering without proper attire will be fined K5 for use of a Moresby Arts Theatre Rent-A-Toga.

 Venue: Moresby Arts Theatre

Time: 7pm-onwards

Date: Saturday, 28th February

 Complimentary shooters on arrival plus prizes for best dressed will be handed out.

 Cartoon sketching will be available too!

 A really fun way to get out of the house and network in a safe and creative environment.

 For tickets or other enquires they can contact us on (675) 685 5665 or (675) 687 3591.



 

Monday, February 02, 2009

Termites: Stop them in their tracks

It's estimated that termites cause millions of kina worth of property damage in Papua New Guinea alone every year—imagine what the figure is worldwide!
In Lae, termites have already eaten parts of Angau Memorial Hospital, police barracks, Forest Research Institute and several houses in the city.
While termite swarms and mud tubes are easy to spot, other signs of infestation are more subtle.
Tap at your baseboards to see whether they've been hollowed out from within.
Check for small, brownish-black spots or small piles of “dry powdery muck” that looks like pepper (it's actually termite waste) along baseboards or in kitchen cupboards.
If you think you may have termites, don't dawdle.
Have a certified, pest-management professional inspect your home right away
A giant Australian termite accidently introduced to PNG during World War II has the potential to ravage our cocoa, coffee and timber plantations.
The 1cm termite, known as Mastotermes darwiniensis, is believed to have been introduced accidentally to Lae in contaminated wood imported from Australia during World War 11.
Thought to be eradicated in the early 1970's, the mastoterme has been rediscovered in just over one square kilometre of Lae, where it has already destroyed part of the Angau Memorial Hospital.
Experts say PNG authorities need to eradicate it.
It is a termite which occurs in northern Australia and Papua New Guinea now, and if it gets out of the present wet area in Lae into the drier areas where there are a lot more susceptible crops, the damage could be catastrophic.
Current preventive measures to control termites infesting parts of Lae are limited and inadequate but treatable.
The infestation is treatable with Fripolin, a much less-persistent chemical with good termiticidal properties which is currently used in Australia to eradicate the termites.
This is according to Dr Brian Thistleton, the leader of a team that recently completed a scoping survey on the termite in Lae.
The survey on the termite, carried out in 2005 and 2006, aimed at determining the existence of the termite and the potential problem it posed to the country.
The termite travels through the ground, making it difficult to control and monitor. Research has shown that the termite is very destructive to a wide range of trees, horticultural crops and buildings and can spread quickly, especially in drier areas.
 The termite not only destroys wooden buildings but is also a potential pest of horticulture.
 It is the most common horticultural pest in the Northern Territory, damaging and killing many types of tree crops including mangoes, citrus, cocoa, coconut and forestry trees - all of which are important in Papua New Guinea.
It is completely subterranean, with no mounds, and is one of several species that also damage houses in the Territory.

Campaign against sorcery needed

The National Editorial

Last Friday, The National reported on its front page yet another gruesome sorcery-related killing.

A man was dragged from his home in the dead of night with his wife and teenage son and, after a brief pretence of a trial witnessed by Village Court officials and local pastors from the Baptist, Four Square, Lutheran and Seventh-Day Adventist churches, he was taken away and literally chopped to pieces.

Our report came from a person who buried the “pieces”.

The kangaroo court and the killing were witnessed by many people but be sure nobody will give reliable information to the police should an investigation be initiated.

This is the nature of sorcery killings. It is condoned by the society. That society is unlikely to dob in a person or persons that carry out their collective wishes.

Another man was being slowly tortured to death in the same area when the president of the National Doctors’ Association, Dr Kauve Pomat, who was in the village at the time, is said to have successfully pleaded with the torturers to spare the man’s life.

These latest incidents happened in Unggai-Bena, just a few kilometres away from the Eastern Highlands capital of Goroka.

It is the electorate of Minister for Environment and Conservation, Benny Allen, a soft-spoken, God-fearing and peace-loving man.

So many prominent and educated people hail from the district, among them Dr Pomat. If their pleas fall on deaf ears, then nothing short of a state of emergency will sort out this matter of sorcery. And it might well come to that.

Even the purported plans by the chairman of the Constitutional Planning Committee, Joe Mek Teine, to introduce tougher legislation will not do it.

Mr Mek Teine knows very well what goes on. His own Simbu province is the bastion of rumours of sorcery practices and the manner of killings in these parts would rival the most cruel and painful tortures anywhere.

Those accused of sorcery have been roasted over a slow fire; nailed to crosses; hung in public places and beaten to death; tortured with burning rods; locked inside homes and burnt; weighed with stones and thrown into rivers; bludgeoned to death; chopped up; poured over with kerosene, set alight and released to become a human torch.

PNG is made up of close-knit tribal groups. Conflict is resolved amicably within that setting now as it has been for eons. When the tribe accuses one of its own members or a group of practising sorcery, the accused group is ostracised and cut off from that tribe. Death is the punishment.

Sorcery and witchcraft are not exclusive to PNG. They are practised in many parts of the world.

Witchcraft and related-killings were as prevalent in Europe among the English, French, Welsh, Dutch, Germans and all other Europeans whose distant relatives today might frown upon the practice in PNG.

Like religion, sorcery is related to a set of stories, symbols, beliefs and practices, most often with a supernatural or superhuman quality that is associated with evil. Indeed, Christianity branded sorcery and witchcraft stories and practices the world over as the work of the devil.

The concept of the devil was easier to understand and associate with in most societies as a result, while God remains still a mystery beyond our sensory perceptions.

Sorcery is practised, it is believed, through rites and rituals, in the utterance of arcane incantations, and in the way of life of those who choose to live the life. It is not hereditary in that it is not passed through the genes but passes through familial ties normally, it is believed.

Like religion, sorcery cannot be proven but is believed in with a kind of faith that is most difficult to expunge. Place yourself in a circle of very well educated Papua New Guineans and there will be a number of them who believe in sorcery. Indeed, many educated people believe that they are being sought after by jealous relatives or less fortunate tribesmen who have hired and set sorcery assassins after them.

This is why sorcery and witchcraft in PNG, like in Europe, is likely to pass out of the system given time and education, not by legislative dictate or political edict. Nothing short of a massive awareness campaign costing millions of kina will begin the process to eradicate the belief system.

Belief in sorcery is prevalent in all parts of PNG but sorcery killings are prevalent in only some provinces. Most killings have been reported in Eastern Highlands, Simbu, Western Highlands, Morobe, Madang and East Sepik provinces.

 

Sorcery Act lacks bite: Law agencies

By ZACHERY PER

TWO legal organisations in the country have pointed out that there is no effective enforcement of the Sorcery Act 1991, resulting in a good number of people brutally murdered in sorcery-related cases, The National reports.

The Constitutional Law Reform Commission (CLRC) and the Public Prosecutor’s office made this known following the brutal killing of a 40-year-old man in Eastern Highlands province for alleged sorcery practices.

CLRC chairman Joe Mek Teine and acting Public Prosecutor Jack Pambel separately said there was a need to immediately review and amend the Act.

“Sorcery accusations and killings is a very serious issue facing our society, where innocent lives have been lost.

“Reviewing the Sorcery Act is on the agenda of my commission,” Mr Mek Teine, who is also Kundiawa-Gembogl MP, said.

He said sorcery-related killings were not serious in the colonial days, however, sorcery accusations and killings had become worse today.

“The situation warrants us to immediately make amendments to the Sorcery Act and implement it,” Mr Mek Teine said.

Mr Pambel said there was no effective implementation of the Sorcery Act.

“Whether the Act is being implemented or not is a question that has to be looked at,” he said.

Revisiting the Sorcery Act was a major topic at a workshop Mr Pambel conducted in Goroka last Friday.

It is understood that the ministerial committee on law and order, chaired by Attorney-General Dr Allan Marat, has sorcery-related killings as one of the eight major issues to be looked at.

Meanwhile, Eastern Highlands provincial police commander Supt Teddy Tei yesterday said police would investigate the killing of the 40-year-old man at Lampo village in Unggai-Bena district last week.

The man was allegedly chopped to death after a kangaroo court found him guilty of sorcery. 

 

Papua New Guinea hell

This joke shows the lighter side of a country with an absolutely useless public service service which is a liability to the whole of Papua New Guinea. We have constant power black outs, water problems, etc, etc, etc, while the public servants and their politician masters continue to turn a blind eye

 

A man dies and goes to hell.

There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He goes to the Australian hell and asks:” What do they do here?"

He is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Aussie devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.

He checks out the New Zealand hell as well as the USA hell and many more.

 He discovers that they are all similar to the Aussie hell.

Then he comes to the Papua New Guinean hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.

 Amazed, he asks: "What do they do here?"

He is told:” First they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The PNG devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man asks: “But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so many people waiting to get in?"

He is told: "Because most of the time there is never any electricity because of frequent blackouts, so the electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for but were never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the PNG devil used to be a public servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for private business!!"

FOR ONCE, IT PAYS TO BE A PAPUA NEW GUINEAN!

 

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Pictures and thoughts for today

I took these pictures of roadworks along Gerehu Stage 2 in Port Moresby this morning while awaiting a bus to work.
Credit to National Capital District Governor, Powes Parkop, although same cannot be said of the rest of Port Moresby and Papua New Guinea, where the infrastructure is absolutely deteriorated.
Where has all the money gone to?
Last night, we had continuous power blackouts in Port Moresby, water supply is unreliable, and we aren't even guranteed of our safety.
School starts for our children tomorrow but many, if not most, will not go to school because their parents can't afford school fees.
Our health system is an absolute joke and countless people all over the country die needlessly every day.
Rental in the major urban centres has skyrocketed while the workers have not seen a corresponding increase in their salaries.
The politicians and elite of Papua New Guinea continue to buy prime real estate in Australia,
All these while our politicians and elite continue to drive around in luxury cars, have back-up electricity and water, send their children to private schools in Australia and other countries, and go to hospital in Australia and other countries when they have the slightest headache.
And when there is any sign on discontentment among the people, they simply fly off to Australia and relax in the comfort of their luxury homes – why worry?

Questions the Papua New Guinea government must answer

 

  • Julian Moti affair of October 2006 in which an international fugitive was spirited out of Port Moresby to Solomon Islands in a clandestine operation on a Papua New Guinea Defence Force aircraft, apparently ordered by the Prime Minister as revealed by the PNG Defence Commission of Inquiry;
  • Failed $US29.8 million (K85 million) Taiwan diplomacy scandal in which Papua New Guinea citizens are alleged to have received bribes. In May 2008, allegations were made of a government minister allegedly signing a draft communiqué for Papua New Guinea to set up “full diplomatic relations” with Taiwan in September 2006 in Port Moresby.
  • $US40 million (K145 million) in Singapore accounts, money from log exports, allegedly sitting in a bank account of a Papua New Guinea government figure and looked after by a “consortium” in that country;
  • Prime Minister allegedly not declaring his shareholding in Pacific Registry of Ships Ltd. The official registry showed Sir Michael is a shareholder “in trust for the Independent State of PNG”.
  • Prime Minister’s continued court actions to stop the Ombudsman Commission and the Public Prosecutor from performing their mandated duties on allegations of the Prime Minister not completing or providing annual returns since 1992.

 

Prime Minister's assistant appears in court over misuse charges

By JOSHUA ARLO

MINISTER for State assisting the Prime Minister Philemon Embel, charged with misappropriating public funds, last Thursday appeared for his first mention at the Committal Court in Waigani, The National reports.

Embel is facing misappropriation charges under section 38(3) A (1) (a) of the Criminal Code Act, chapter 262.

He appeared before magistrate Lawrence Kangwia, but the matter was adjourned because police were yet to complete the file.

Police alleged that Embel misappropriated a Southern Highlands provincial government cheque worth K200, 000, paid to a church in his Nipa-Kutubu electorate in 2006 for a literacy programme.

Police said in March 2006, Embel allegedly deposited a provincial government cheque, number 008270, for K200, 000 into the Mapte Apostolic church account in Mendi.

On the same day, church pastor Frank Wangi allegedly transferred K165, 000 of that money into the minister’s personal account.

An investigation was launched following a complaint by provincial administrator William Powi. Embel had denied any wrongdoing in a statement to the media.

He said he had received a loan from the church, which he had repaid.

Embel was released on a K2, 000 police bail last Wednesday.

He is scheduled to appear again on March 14.

Afghanistan and Uganda seal place in ICC Cricket World Cup Qualifier ahead of Papua New Guinea

ICC Media Release

31 January 2009

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Afghanistan and Uganda will play in April's ICC Cricket World Cup qualifiers after finishing ahead of Papua New Guinea on net run rate. Cayman Islands and Argentina are relegated to Division 4.

Afghanistan and Uganda achieved a place in the ICC Cricket World Cup Qualifier after recording victories in Buenos Aires on Saturday.

Skipper Narooz Mangal inspired a brilliant win by 82 runs over Cayman Islands to hand Afghanistan the Division 3 title, following on from its successive title wins in Jersey in Division 5 and Tanzania in Division 4.

And Uganda managed to sneak into a top two position in the final standings after bowling out Argentina for 83 all out, achieving a significant enough improvement in its net run rate to finish ahead of Papua New Guinea, who missed out on a top two finish at the event despite having lost only one group game in the competition.

It had Kenneth Kamyuka, who was named Player of the Tournament, to thank for yet another fantastic individual display after a belligerent innings of 38 and three wickets transformed the low-scoring match.

Afghanistan skipper Narooz Mangal was proud of his side and believes that it is capable of finishing in the top four at the ICC Cricket World Cup Qualifier.

“Today is a very happy day for me as we have won the Division 3 tournament and have qualified for the World Cup Qualifier. It is a very big day in the history of Afganistan cricket,” said Narooz.

“It will be very hard work in South Africa and we will be playing against some very difficult teams but we are all very happy.

“It was very special to get the Man of the Match Award as my innings was very important for my team but all the team played well.

“I think if we all work very hard in the next few months we have a very good chance of making it to the Cricket World Cup in 2011.”

The top-order Afghan batting once again failed to score the runs expected at this level with Karim Khan and Ahmad Shah both falling early on to leave Afghanistan at 27-2.

A 69-run partnership for the third wicket between Shafiqullah Shafaq (39) and skipper Narooz Mangal then changed the balance of the game, as Afghanistan took advantage of some extremely poor fielding Cayman Islands fielding.

Mangal (70), restored to the side after his two-match ban earlier in the event, looked in excellent form as he played one of the best innings of the event, in what has been a low-scoring tournament, scoring seven fours in his 89-ball batting cameo.

Asghar Stanikzai (66 not out) then took control with a brilliantly timed innings, off just 62 balls, completing the innings in style with a six over long-on to give Afghanistan the highest score of the tournament with 230-8 off 50 overs.

In reply, a double strike from Mohammad Nabi in the space of one over left Cayman Islands in all kinds of trouble on 41-3, and he was to take two further wickets to leave him with outstanding figures of 4-23.

Hamid Hassan then came on and bowled his best spell of the tournament to date, mixing some aggressive short-pitched bowling with some good straight bowling, including his trademark yorker.

The defeat means Cayman Islands joins Argentina in being relegated to the Pepsi ICC World Cricket League Division 4, which will be played in 2010.

Afghanistan was joined in the ICC Cricket World Cup Qualifier by Uganda who achieved an outstanding victory over Argentina.

Uganda got off to a terrible start and looked in danger of posting of a tiny total against Argentina, as it collapsed to 46-5.

Indeed were it for not for the heroics of Kamyuka, who has saved his team throughout the week with both bat and ball, the African side would have struggled to reach three figures.

But the hard-hitting ninth-wicket stand of 59 between Kamyuka (38) and Danniel Ruyange 35 helped transform the game and set an imposing target of 183 to win.

It was again to be Kamyuka (3-26) who starred with the ball as only opener Matias Paterlini (26) put up any resistance as the hosts crumbled to 83 all out and a fifth consecutive defeat.

The fixtures for the ICC Cricket World Cup Qualifier in South Africa between 1-19 April will be released shortly. The top four sides at that event qualify for the ICC Cricket World Cup 2011, while a top six place will secure ODI status for the next four years.

Glesson 'gutted' after Papua New Guinea miss out on promotion

Papua New Guinea coach Martin Gleeson admitted that his side was devastated after missing out on a place at the ICC Cricket World Cup Qualifier.

Uganda’s win over Argentina today by 99 runs meant that the African side moved ahead of PNG on net run rate and left it in third place in the final table.

“We are pretty gutted to be honest to be in a situation where we have won four out of our five matches, three of them quite easily, and still miss out on qualification,” said Gleeson.

“Across the tournament we didn’t score enough runs and it is quite ironic that Argentina’s failure to make runs today cost us.

However, Gleeson believes that his side will benefit from the experience of this event and that his young side will be a force to be reckoned with in the future.

“There is lots of hope for the future. It has been an interesting experience for us as we came here fully expecting to qualify, despite the fact some of the pre-tournament coverage suggesting that we were going to struggle which disappointed me.

“We have shown that we play good, aggressive, competitive cricket, but we are unfortunately now going to have to wait two years for the next chance to play at a higher level.”